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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jun 28, 2013.

  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Not really. Gambol's a hoor, Gas is a durty aul' man and SN's a ****ing *****.

    :) xx
     
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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    A mate of mine got caught by his now ex missus hammered having a **** wearing a pair of her silky knickers. Why the **** he told me I don't know.
     
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  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    No

    I mixed you up with another poster

    I remembered their post but not their name
     
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  4. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    You are one warped ****, i like you.:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Chortle.


    That said it was the same mate who got caught shagging a dwarf at a house party by his previous ex mrs.
     
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  6. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    You like getting caught eh? I like that:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  7. gas

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    He sounds like a lightweight. :)
     
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  8. - SW6 -

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    <laugh>.
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  10. LEROY FER 10

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    You could drive around the dumps today looking for more cotton bud porn?
     
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  11. Sweats

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    What you laffing at? <grr>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.

    I bet he calls himself sweetie when wearing her junk. Nice juxtaposition to sweaty, I think.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    These things are true.
     
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