Worst thing about having a car is the cost. Petrol, insurance, tax - And that's just the start of it. Then there's maintaining the ****er. Just the other day I had to go to Kwik-Fit to get a new back box, the car sounded like a ****ing tractor for a few hours
At lunch in college me and three guys would go to Braehead. We were driving back to Stow one day through the city centre and there was a traffic warden crossing the street really slowly ahead. My mate Davey opened his window full and sat on the ledge with only his feet in the car and shouted "Yo bitch, get out the way" and just sat there as we went past her. She ****ing shat a brick. Was funny as ****
Raod rage is a great way to release some pent up anger, but one of the best thing that can happen when driving is getting the opportunity to soak some **** by driving through a big ****in puddle, just make sure there's no traffic lights ahead or you could be ****ed
I mind one morning when it was quite sunny but it was pishing down through the night. Everything runs down to the middle of the road that I was driving through. I was coming up to a massive puddle and there was a car going really slow in front of me when he was going through it. Next thing I see is a big lorry rifle through the puddle. The guy who was in front of me had his window open and got ****ing soaked!!! All i seen was the water into his car and he stopped momentarily
that happened to me. some **** cut me up coming out of morrisons in falkirk so i gave his some serious abuse then tailgated him all the way to the traffic lights (which were red) he got out his car and began walking towards me so i got out took off my tie and began to roll my shirt sleves up. he realised im 6ft3 and built big. he got back in his car and drove through the red light.
last summer i was driving through boness where theres a bit of road thats always flooded for some reason, it was a roasting day and i drove through the flood at about 30 only realising there was a convertible merc with the roof down coming the other way. i stamped on the throttle and sped off before he could get mu numberplate
Good point Muir, cause munching from the hairy plate is something you wouldn't mind seeing her do I assume
If thats what it takes for her to pass I'm all for it 15 minutes gone, I think the test only takes about 30 minutes and then I'll give her 5 minutes after that to be happy or cry her eyes out
http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/content/images/2009/04/16/mtw_maureen_150_150x180.jpg hopefully she'll be ripping these up soon, you've got areal catch there Muir
Dunno why this woudl upset Muir. She either doesnt do it an fails or she does it and he never has to drive again on a night out? Its in his interests for her to suck the instructor off
