Gerrin. You didn't do it on the bathroom floor did you? Or smear it all over the walls? They have a strange fixation with poo in the 'Geordie nation'.
No mate, that's the IRA that did that. They're filthy ****ers. Cue Jacky Ix sticking up for the stinking provo's.
But that means Newcastle fans are making things up again. Like when we pelted their team with golf balls, that turned out to be scrumpled paper.
I've worked with lads from South Africa before when I was in Srebranicia & in our spare time we had shooting competitions with them, the Yanks, Australian & Canadian lads. The South Africans always won. I asked one of them how they were such good shots & he said "men, iff we dent hit the fekking antelope we dent eat". Class lads the Seth Effrikkan's like, I miss those guys.
If you're going to try to label people as children I'd try to do it writing like a grown up. I don't know what a nic is. I don't think it;s a thing to be honest. I don't really know what the rest of that means because you've forgotten to use your English. I'd sooner be a mag than illiterate.
