This is gold mate! I had you down as I thicko but obviously I underestimated the scale.
It was another poster who picked up on the fact I claimed to be in Ireland, it was him who then suggested the newspaper task.
So you reckon that HIAG just happened to have a contact in Ireland who would go along with this and post an image of the Irish daily mirror. You also believe that this contact was at HIAG's beck and call all day, newspaper and pen in hand who was able to accept the call/text, write exactly what Tobes requested on the newspaper and then sent it to Hiag to upload all in what was actually less than two minutes?
You believe this is what transpired?