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I'm nursing a broken heart

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. VenomPD

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    If nothing else it passes the time.
     
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  2. gas

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    If you have pictures of her naked in provocative or preferably masturbating poses then post them here and I`m sure some of us can give you advice on how soon your broken heart will heal <ok>
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    That's known on here as a <MUIR!>
     
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  4. Sharpe*

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    Takes your mind off it!
     
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  5. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhh, she just texted me for a chat. Whats that about?!?! I dont know where I stand anymore. Why are woman so confusing
     
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  6. seanDCFC

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    Tell her to get lost
     
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  7. Sharpe*

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    She's looking for attention mate. If you really care about her play hard to get. Don't be a sap.
     
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  8. VenomPD

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    Until you start thinking about her and it becomes a weepy tug. If you can power through and finish you earn a man medal.
     
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  9. MikeHunt

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    Tell her to make with the blowjob or GTFO your life

    Send her round mine i'll give her a good seeing too
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    are you kidding? its blokes who are the mind ****s.
     
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  11. Sharpe*

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    Bahaha! Funny stuff! You know it's bad when you can't have a tug in peace!

    In that case Holt do a lot of exercise. It will make you feel better through releasing endorphins plus it'll take your mind of her. Plus you can get a fitter bird!
     
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  12. irishgreen

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    Hit her a kick in the **** and tell her to suck it <ok>
     
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  13. Sharpe*

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    No.
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    yes, you know im right.
     
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  15. VenomPD

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    Suck ma dick and shut yer trap.

    Pretty straightforward really.
     
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  16. MikeHunt

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    This is the only answer and after she is done get her to say "ohhh what a lovely teaparty"
     
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  17. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Grow a pair you big girl.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    when and where do you want me?
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    In the kitchen making my dinner. Ten minutes ago <ok>
     
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