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I'm nursing a broken heart

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  1. MikeHunt

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    I'm not gonna be horrible to ya

    Honestly i've been through all this crap myself and at the time it was horrible

    My first love when I was 17 meant everything to me and we moved to Kent together because she went to uni there when we were 19 and it quickly went down hill from there, untill I stayed back at my parents while she was doing some exams and she decided she wanted to be with one of the guys we lived with in a houseshare and being 20 and losing my first love that way was the worst experiance i've ever had so I know exactly how you feel and I went out and did some really stupid **** after that and basically just lost it.

    But in time I got over it, met someone else and moved on with things
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Go on.<pulls pants down>
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Totally flaccid now...................
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Come back WLH i m only kidding
     
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  5. alerahL

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    Have some fun.. it will be over soon.
     
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  6. Calatron

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    Does she like WWE?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, let me get the gist of it. Holty, the man who was so in lurve last week has been dumped by his pretendy girlfriend. Wow. That sucks.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Never mind that. Did he top himself yet?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It'll be a pretendy suicide cos his pretendy girlfriend will turn up in the nick of time to save him and renew their love. Like wot in the romantic movies he watches.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    So he'll probably neck a tube of Smarties with a bottle of Evian then pretendy he's on an OD?!?
     
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  11. gas

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    He must have let her down, all he needs is a puncture repair kit to reignite the flames of passion <ok>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    While playing George Michael "Careless Whispers" <laugh>
     
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  13. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Holty I had just turned 20 when I split up with my girlfriend of 2 and a half years. We got back together and gave it another go but it didn't work out. You need to remember that you've split up for a reason.

    Felt a bit like you at the time, I was hurting a wee bit.

    What's the healer? Time. But there's lots of good tips already on this thread - like get yer arse out the door and shag everything on the planet before the next one comes along.

    There'll come a point where you'll realise you're better off without her, this happened to me. She came back to me months after it and I had the distinct pleasure of being able to tell her to bolt <ok>

    Don't go back to her. Plenty fish in the sea and all that.

    And do what I couldn't, fire the naked pics of her on here <whistle>
     
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    <laugh> It does make you wonder how, out of about 100 million swimmers he was the fastest. I bet his dad wishes his missus had been on the rags the night he was conceived <ok>
     
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  15. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Hi everyone sorry i wasn't online last night, only i had a night out in Norwich, met this ****ing beauty of a girl in a bar drowning her sorrows, apparently she had just split up with her boyfriend.

    I asked why did you split up?

    she said i just could not take anymore of his constant singing & flowers all the ****ing time, he swallowing me, i couldn't breathe, plus the **** was never off the internet after we had sex.

    So any way 2 hours later after she had it up the arse several times, i left to come home.

    What a strange night eh!
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>

    It had to be done Huth, I'm just surprised it took this long.
     
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  17. PleaseNotPoll

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    What a delightful pair.
     
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  18. MikeHunt

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    Yep still together now 10 years later, strange how things work out
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Guess it was for the best then, bizarrely.
    Can't help how you feel about someone, I suppose.
     
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  20. MikeHunt

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    Yep...still think they are a pair of ****s tho :p
     
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