I'm not here to lay blame...

Relax, Bruv! You know that the words fall from my mouth like rain from a cloud, but all the while, the endless blue sky is clear above.

 

Funny how 667 hasn't been seen since the return of HIAG, lol.

 

Who is that poster? Luvvy or Stan?

 

His use of the comma was a giveaway.

 

Saints08 has gone quiet too

 

Yes, the Blues are clear above you.

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Even though Chelsea are clearly ****s, that's still as funny as ****

 

Nah ... the posting goes on whether you are here or not tbh .. and there is normally 'someone' to step in and fill your gap (so to speak) during your many periods of absence ... but nice to see you back anyway, Quentin

 

Come here ffs!

 

He's probably getting up to Irish stuff.

 

Well, you would know

 

No, I truly wouldn't.

 

But you WERE 667 though right?
Come on, own up !

 

Nope. Is that a genuine poster? I thought it was one of you lot pissing about!

 

Is this the reaL HIAG. I thought the real one left for good?

 

Yep. 100% bang-on HIAG!

What you are probably picking up on is my new "playing it straight as an arrow" vibe, mate.

Whilst in the cooler, I had a chance to reflect on the fact that, whilst often hysterically funny, there are the odd occasions when I come across as repetitive and dull and - yes, if I am going to be brutally honest about this - a little oafish and crass!

But that's all going to change, lads. From now on, you are going to get nothing but the hilarious material. Or you will get nothing, at all. I am playing this with a straight bat, from now on.

 

Just what the forum needed was another ill advised Me, Me, Me thread