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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I still do from time to time mate, just for the feel. I also still shadow box in my quiet moments and admire the speed of a man at nearly 57. Got a few big tests to get over in the next 10 days, all to do with my coughing up blood stuff. Suppose it has to be done but not looking forward at all to it. Lollie is the ill one for ffs, not me..<laugh>

    Unless you wear a Celtic scarf mate, then keep away from the East End of Glasgow. There are some great bars in Sauchihall Street but again avoid the old firm conversations as you haven't a clue who you are talking to when pist. I lived up there for a good while and know what makes the ****ers tick..<ok>
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Every few months our lass puts the wraps on and throws a few at me, you've met her and you know she's fiery.
    I've seen her put a bloke on his arse when he thought he could take the piss.
    He got up to 'teach her a lesson' and she floored him again ......... if she says 'dishes' I grab the tea towel <laugh>

    Good luck with your 'problems' mate, we'll be thinking about you.
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Good advice marra. There are exceptions like.
    Bridgeton's in the east end & you can see Celtic park from parts of it, it is however staunchly blue.
    Had some cracking nights in The Crimson Star.
     
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  4. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    You need to upgrade your mitigation skills mate <laugh>, cheers mate, will be thinking of you in Scotland..<ok>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I watched the Euro 2012 England v Sweden game in the Percy in Newcastle. When Sweden scored some dopey Scottish hag jumped up and started screaming in delight :mad:

    Now then, had it been a bloke he might have had a good old fashioned slap but I (and a few others) contented ourselves with yelling and laughing in her face when we scored the winner.

    Yes, we shouldn't get carried away its only a game but the dopey cow actually said words to the effect of: "what have I done?" Nearly caused World War III that's what! So I would be very wary of where you watch the England game Smug, passions run high.

    I blame the daft England supporter who was sat with her.
     
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  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Would you have shagged her Dorty?
     
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  7. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Sorry mate, bloke or bird, I'd have hammered the twat but thats just me. You mouth, then have the means to back it up or shut the **** up, you hit, then ****ing war in my eyes..
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>.

    Billy, I reckon SuBo was more of a looker than her <yak>

    By the way, I love your new name :cheesy:
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The bloke who was with her had an England top on. If I was him I think I'd have punched her in the mouth myself.

    Thinking back, I should have kicked her in the clout.
     
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    <laugh> I thought you were going to whack that excessively loud female Man City fan when we watched the league cup final. Your face was a picture hahahaha!
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    Pitched us last night in a coastal village north of Aberdeen, Newburgh.

    Like you said they were canny ...... they were speaking Scot's Gaelic when we walked in the bar but switched to English, dead polite!

    We got quite a bit of pisstaking but all good natured.

    I was asking if I qualified for a vote on Scottish independence, a definite YES from me and the rebuilding of Hadrian's wall <ok>
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

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    We watched the Holland - Spain match in a bar near Durness and it was full of locals all going nuts supporting Holland.
    I'd forgotten they're Scotland's 'second team' when they don't qualify ......... almost every competition to be honest.

    When we went to watch the England - Italy match they weren't there, just a few English and other tourists.
    Perhaps they were worried that England would win <doh>
     
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