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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by dylanthomas, Aug 5, 2014.

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  1. dylanthomas

    dylanthomas Active Member

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    well lads ive been away for a while but im back and i cant fu*cking wait till the new season starts. Weve made some class signings, i think chucky ferrerya is a top quality loan signing.

    Is that bellend OverseasTOON still about
     
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    goldie Well-Known Member

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    We come back on board my starship


    Strap yourself in
     
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    This is a federation craft, not Klingon
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Welcome back fella.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> OVERSEAS TOON left as he couldn't stand the stench of your smelly cock. Or something along those lines anyway.
     
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    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Nah, he got freaked out by some stuff at the bi-annual mod party... :bandit:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Aye that saw me step down too. The sight of ACS rubbing his hairy sack on GCB chest was just disturbing.
     
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    Someone get this arsehole beamed off my ship.

    I hate enterprise ****ers they are basically the Al quida of the universe
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I used to have a thing for Ensign Ro Laren from the next generation.
    She had interesting bumps on her nose, what with being Bajoran and all of that.
     
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    Cling on pussy stays the distance
     
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    ....whilst at the same time arousing......
     
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    Too clingy for me.
     
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    Shape shifters are the best. They can change body shape in the blink of an eye. One minute Cindy Crawford... The next Grotbags.
     
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  14. Darth Gogledd

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    well you made it further than oT did, he bailed at the first sniff of leather and maple syrup...
     
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    Humans are the same when pissed.
     
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    Let's be honest it depends on how committed to sucking dick they are.
     
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    Any streams for this evening
     
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  18. dylanthomas

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    any streams??????
     
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