I'm almost what is wrong with the world...

I've genuinely never seen it. I've seen geordie shore though! so bad I cant look away

 

Not seen either, i was forced to watch 5 minutes of desperate scousewives though.

Fook Fook calm down.

 

Actually I don't see that many adverts. I don't watch much telly. Mainly I'll watch shows on catch up (which has no ads) or shows that's she has recorded and we fast forward through the ads.

So get it up ye

 

Forced. Man the **** up and smack her wan on the coupon. She'll respect ye for it.

 

Wasn't my bird you ****, was my wee cousin who goes out with one of my pals, she controls his TV (well not anymore shes just moved out thank ****)

And shes no stupit either, when ever i try grab the remote it goes doon the the top, and I'll be ****ed if I'm reaching down my wee cousins top.

 

I'll do it

 

...and then you admit to being bullied by your wee cousin

 

Get in there, kissin cousins n aww, that's obviously why she does it, she wants you to dive headlong in and retrieve it.

 

Please yerself but you get the same warning as everyone else, the women in my family are vicious and no worth the effort.

See above.

 

Shut it ya fanny, or I'll send one of my neices roon to kick yer **** in.

 

My big sisters staying with me the now she'll knock her oot <squarego>

 

Any chance of an introduction? I do enjoy a right good danger shag.

 

Get the pics of your sister up MD

 

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She'd eat you alive gambol.

As for you Ciaran my sister doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

 

MD and his wee cousin.

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Now all you have to do is be quicker than the chimp in the monkey thread.
( I'm not asking you to bump it - you can go to the BBC home page and see the 2 minute video I lifted. )

 

****in hell, she looks familier.

 

Izzat an aye or a naw, then?

 

Aye fire through and I'll introduce you