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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I thought PISKE and HIAG did agree to meet up a while ago to show their credentials to each other?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    I offered, but HAIG backed out. I can only presume that he would have felt inferior when he revealed his credentials.
     
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  3. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Can you get sim lawyer on the xbox or ps4?

    Reckon it ruins the gaming ambience when his ma pops into his dark musky bedroom and says "you smell like cock and cheetos wash yourself HIAG you manky little boy".

    #pussymagnet
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I checked his account.
    Street Cred account_Mr HIAG - Amount: $0
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    Guitar Hero and Sim City are the narrative for HIAG's life.
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Hiag's favourite TV programmes are
    Keeping up with the Kardashians and Cash in the Attic

    Hiag dreams of a life that is different from living with his mummy and her cats, and working part time as a claims administrator at a shyster PPI reclaim centre.
     
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  7. King Grimlock

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    HIAG is a self styled "Wumster" it's what get's him off, its why he posts ****, he must be loving this thread.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Strange that he hasn't contributed to this thread yet.
    I notice that he went into hiding on the '**** off Jose' thread on the Chavs board too once he'd been rinsed. Shameful
     
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  9. King Grimlock

    King Grimlock Well-Known Member

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    He's probably still filling his "Cock Sock" with all the wum jizz that this thread will have caused him to eject
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I have a legal question.


    I have a 9 inch willy and want to know...

    Actually I don't really have a legal question I just wanted to brag.
     
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  11. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    But 9 inches wide and 1 inch long is nothing to brag about

    #tunacancock
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Women always say that it's girth not length that counts though.

    Besides makes a great coaster for my mug of tea when I lay on my back.
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Of course they do
     
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  14. NSIS

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    9" sounds like a snatch splitter though!...
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Baggy Fanny
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He usually gets excited around a wumming thread (or looking at pictures of masturbating monkeys) But he's bottled it on this thread.
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG's humiliation has only been usurped by Chelsea's today.

    I now know why he is such a fan of Mourinho, because the silly **** deflects attention away from HIAG's failings onto himself :tongue:
     
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    maybe HIAG is really jose?
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Inflated sense of importance, warped view of their popularity, making dumb comments that come back to haunt them, having a hissy fit when they've been found out, going into hiding when the heat is on ? They are practically twins. <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Oh and an obsession with Wenger and Arsenal <laugh>
     
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