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Off Topic I'LL BE FREEZING THIS CHRISTMAS BY SIR STARMER & THE HARMERS & JOKES

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  1. realred1952

    realred1952 Well-Known Member

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    HAVENT seen the libdems leaders song with the choir in the charts yet But 2 tier keir and his fibbing granny harmers made 37th but in the weeks streaming chart ... the top

    It may not have been streamed in anything close to the numbers enjoyed by Christmas classics, but the week’s biggest-selling song is Freezing This Christmas by Sir Starmer and the Granny Harmers, which is at No 37. Created by freelance writer Chris Middleton and sung by Rat Pack covers artist Dean Ager, the song is a satirical cover version of Mud’s Lonely This Christmas which criticises Keir Starmer over Labour’s decision to end winter fuel payments for pensioners not on lower incomes. All proceeds from the song go to Age UK. The BBC puts up the licence fee but refuses make donations via playtime to AGE concern!
     
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    bcfcredandwhite Well-Known Member

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    I get that we have too many people coming here.
    However, how do you stop them (humanely)?

    Biological ID cards for everyone?
    Rwanda?
     
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    The Royal Navy, what’s left of it, need to safely turn the boats around as soon as they enter British waters
    Do that for a few days and it will stop permanently
    It’s the ultimate and best deterrent because we’re crap at everything else
     
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    You don't stop them, it's physically impossible, you just remove them back to French shores on the ferries, a nice cup of tea, a blanket, a one way ticket and wave good bye, problem solved, in your dreams.
     
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    If only it was simple, even I’d go along with it
     
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    My god , if you agree I'd better go back on the pills..:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    We all agree on the most important thing in life, we’re all BCFC fans.
     
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    bcfcredandwhite Well-Known Member

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    It’s NOT that simple - that’s the whole point.
    The French wouldn’t allow that. They would charge us £millions per boat - then turn a blind eye towards them simply setting off again.
     
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    One thing is for certain.....
    We wouldn’t nedd immigrants if the government would put more effort into getting lazy ba***rds off their rear ends.
     
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    need a joke for today ... who will be first ?
     
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    We’ve only got this lot now - with their huge majority - because the other lot were such an utter disaster.
     
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    And the electorate believed the fairy stories of Starmer and Reeves.
     
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    realred1952 Well-Known Member

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    not a joke!

    how about..................
    Where do mistletoes go to get famous?
    Holly-wood
    How did the snow globe feel at Christmas?
    A little shaken
    Why is it so cold at Christmas?
    Because it's Decembrrrr
    Why do mummies love Christmas?
    There's so much wrapping
     
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    • Where does Santa store his suit?
    • in his Claus-et
    • Where do Santa's elves go swimming?
    • In the North Pool
    • Where does Santa stay on holiday?
    • At a ho-ho-ho-tel
    • Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
    • Dancer
     
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    I can’t speak for everyone, but I don’t think there are many people who believe the fairy tales spun by ANY of our politicians.
    You have the ‘die hards’ who will vote for ‘their’ party regardless of policies or leader. Mrs R&W is one of those infuriating types - she votes Labour every time and moans about immigration, and quite frankly most of what they stand for - but votes for them anyway. These types would continue to vote Labour (or conservative) even if Jimmy Saville or Gary Glitter were their leader.
    Elections are won and lost by the ‘floating’ voters - those who change their minds and don’t blindly follow one party.
    My own opinion is that many of the ‘floating’ voters voted for Starmer simply to bash the Tories, rather than because they believed in his false promises.
    It’s not better - it’s just ‘different’ to hear lies and hypocrisy from someone else for a change instead of the 13 years of it from the other lot.
    …… and as for crashing the economy; Liz Truss did a better job of that in a microsecond than the current bunch of tossers will the 4 years they have left before they get ousted again.
     
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    this not a political thread it is for jokes
     
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