My golf clubs and spikes are cleaned and packed and after a couple more beers, my suitcase will be too. I'm off, via Southampton, for a week of laid back competition (even our Saints v Pompey matchplay doesn't get too heated) and will miss the next two matches. I thought I'd just mention that Saints have never lost whilst I've been away so, whilst we don't believe in jinxes/superstitions/curses, a lucky charm can't hurt can it? 
When I'm back and the 84 points are in the bag, do feel free to have a whip round to send me away again until the season's over
When I'm back and the 84 points are in the bag, do feel free to have a whip round to send me away again until the season's over