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If you get offended
By words in a song
If you find offence
At some stranger cupping his hands to his ears
If you feel sick
At some man running into a crowd
If you hate a stranger
For being over the top
If you wish to attack
Someone who speaks his mind
If you wish death on another human being
Who bumped into a man
If you'd "send them back"
Simply becuase of the colour of their skin
If you blame society's ills
On an entire religion
If you want someone sacked
For kicking water bottles
Your life is seriously empty
And - which is more - you a complete ****ing ****, my son!
 
Was going to try and get it to ryme, but couldn't be ****ed...am no Kipling!!!

Man A: Do you like Kipling?
Man B: Dunno, I've never Kippled.
 
A bit of an aul racist was that Kipling.

Richard Herring does a very good routine about him.
 
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