IF

She's still in the oven,I'm slow cooking her

 

..... just wiping clean the dildo as we speak.....

 

Well that's your North Sea fishing allowance used up....

Valley stand your ground for the Welsh flag....give him some minted lamb

 

I gave him some lamb marinated in a special kind of sauce

 

you could give it a flock of the fookas ..i couldnt give a monkeys

 

Dint piss brb off. He will be coming looking for arse.

He's a superdooper mod.

 

What's monkeys got to do with it?