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If your club was a fish....

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by crumble bungle, May 13, 2016.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd tickle her trout.
     
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  2. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Cod because everyone likes us and we often get battered. The first part of that sentence may not be accurate.
     
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  3. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    I reckon the mags are like sardines.

    Thousands of them, all exactly the same, going round in circles without a ****ing clue what`s going to happen next.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Mags would be Candiru. That little fish that swims up your Japs eye.
    Horrible little ****.
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Not keen on them then.<laugh>
     
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  6. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Neons - Loads of show and do nowt.
    Puffer fish - Inflate themselves to look bigger than they are.
     
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  7. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Nailed it.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Mags will be just plain Puff fish. They inflate each other, or would that be a Blowfish?
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Arsenal.. Skate.

    Just cos they are both really daft names.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    What's them ****ers that eat the skin off your feet?
    Loads of chinky's in that business ower here now Comm.
    You dip your feet in a tank full of the wee ****s & they eat all the horrible stuff off you feet.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Think they are just little cleaner fish. Ive done it a few times. ****ing weird first of all.
     
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  12. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Did you find it very erotic?
    I did when I had my ears syringed.
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No it was a bit creepy first of all. Wonder if anyone sticks their dick in?
     
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  14. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I bet Gil has, lol.
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    All the fish died.
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Aye, they don't like blue stilton.
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Villa. Electric eel. Cos they're both shocking.


    Boom boom.
     
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  18. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    For a crap thread I've had a good laugh at some
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Sorted! <laugh>
     
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  20. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Where can I join?
     
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