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If you were allowed to kill 3 PL players who would they be and how would you do it?

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  1. Pipe4Life

    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    what can i say i'm a traditionalist.

    Well my attempt to kick start some banter seemed to work anyway.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Nov 2, 2011
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    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    I put this in another thread but think its quite relevant to this thread...

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    I still think Rocky would've taken him...
     
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    Pipe4Life, Nov 2, 2011
  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 2, 2011
  4. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    Boring try something new and move on.
     
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    goldie, Nov 2, 2011
  5. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Pipe4life... you got issues dude.
     
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  6. Pipe4Life

    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    I'm just a mild mannered engineer with a fascination for desolving bodies in my bath tub is all.
     
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    That's more original at least.
     
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    goldie, Nov 2, 2011
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    Not sure I would really wanna kill any of them tbh lol, sorry
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Nov 2, 2011
  9. Arfa's Left Foot

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    You seem a tad Patrick Bateman.
     
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  10. Pipe4Life

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    relax people. its only a bit of fun.
     
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    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I'd kill anyone for the right price.
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    you need help
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

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    I don't know about killing anyone or even the method's of torture you've proposed, but I would LOVE to give Clattermole a ****ing huge slap! <cheers>

    I don't think a great deal of Wayne Rooney for some reason - maybe it's just because he's so damned ugly. <grr>...
     
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  14. The Wilde one

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    Tim Cahill - Suffocate with a plastic bag.

    Jon Walters - Throw him off a bungalow repeatedly until every bone in his body broke in two.

    Steven Gerrard - Shove a pen so hard and far up his arse that it comes out of his neck.

    All these can be done...
     
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    Nigel de Jong - break his legs, just for the irony, then dump him in the middle of a vast desert

    Luis Suarez - just keep punching him in the face until he dies

    Andy Carroll - both of the above
     
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  17. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Daglish - In the worst and slowest way possible

    Carroll - In the worst and slowest way possible

    SAF - In the worst and slowest way possible
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Nov 2, 2011
  18. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Pulis scalp him and replace by sewing a cap in its place

    FSA Make him sit threw a video of his last games electro shock whenever it goes in the air
     
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  19. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    This is sick but you made me laugh out loud.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Nov 2, 2011
  20. biggeordiedave

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    I'd kick Suarez in the shin, pull Carroll's hair and give Cattermole a noogie.
     
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