If you were a woman....

Only if you let me cum on the twins afterwards

 

By this age, I reckon my bangers would have the odd wee stretchmark at the sides but they'd still send my son's pals right over the edge

 

Why?

She isn't.

 

She's only 53 - when she gets to 87 she'll be housebound.

By the time she's 60, sets of stairs will be panic-inducing.

 

She has lost a lot of weight recently and she could always go for a breast reduction.

 

if i could have picked, i would have had nice small ones. anything bigger than a C gets in the way, very irritating.

 

So whit ye got then? DD's?

 

I like a sizable cleavage to park my cock in.

 

I agree with A cup. they are pointless.. but a B cup can still be a decent asset on the right bird. escpecially if the shape is good and they point to the sky.

Biggest fun bags i've had a play with a was a G cupped Indian bird. they were tremendous.

 

They would have to be big enough to reach down to my waist, that way, I can tweak my nipples without having to lift my arms.

<oily>

 

typical bird, got no idea how to look after cd's and dvd's

 

I always think giving a bird a pearl necklace is a message for her i.e engagement ring next and then who knows

 

D - they fit me perfectly, i must say.

 

And what are yer nips like?

 

Aye.

How many CD's can you get on your nips jen?

No icing them up, thats cheating.

 

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