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If you truly value your life, answer these f***ing questions!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Which key moment in history would you choose to witness if you could travel back in time? Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden
    What would be your specialist subject if you appeared on Mastermind? The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
    Would you commit suicide if Boris Johnson ejaculated into your mouth? No
    Have you ever watched a movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips? Yes,Young Guns
    Scaletrix or Subbuteo? Subbuteo
    Which three words best describe your hometown? A good place
    What is your favourite ism? Plagiarism
    Should we ever forgive Noel Edmonds for his myriad sins? No.
    Have you ever played squash? Yes
    If I gave you £755, would you whittle sticks with me for four hours? Yes.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It would have been funnier if you had said "plagiarism" and copied all the other answers from somebody else imho
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Edit that post and you could do it,I won't ruin it for you:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You already have, Michael, you already have.


    Did you win at golf at the weekend?
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No ****ing terrible,I had the touch of a rapist around the greens.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Unlucky. Keep the chin up
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    My chipping and putting is usually my strong point, unless I need to chip over a bunker and then I crumble and end up in it. What is your handicap these days anyway, did you say you were about 14 before?
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He's oirish so he's probably severely handicapped.
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    The moon landings ffs!!

    They never happened but if you want to go back in time to witness the ****ty stage managed lunarcy in some godforsaken ****hole studio in the middle of a desert then fine.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Probably, but I have to say that I like Mick.

    You'll be hoping I don't get many points tonight to take the lead in the fantasy football?!
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Not a great year,nearer 15 these days with .1 added on Saturday!
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    On a more serious note I think I have RSI,right hand sore and can't give proper thumbs up with it,then again it could be arthritis or both!Anyone else experiencing this?

    ps it's not from ****ing
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like AIDS.

    Unlucky.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I´m sure some other people in the world are experiencing it, yes. You aren´t that special, well, not in that way. Simpleton ****.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not sure, so I'll have to think on this.
     
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