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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    No but I sometimes go to Homebase
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, May 30, 2012
  2. HorsleyHillCat

    HorsleyHillCat Well-Known Member

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    No he's been to Byker!
     
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  3. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    I will count to 10, then release the hounds.

    RUN

    Ten words exactly. I win

    x
     
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    bonnybobbypark, May 30, 2012
  4. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    Why have you brought Syd home?
     
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    Washysafc, May 30, 2012
  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    in no way would I have any body piercing, a coward
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, May 30, 2012
  6. Not_cricket

    Not_cricket Active Member

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    I am a dab hand with a chainsaw
     
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    Not_cricket, May 30, 2012

  7. Sunderpitt

    Sunderpitt Well-Known Member

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    Sell him an overpriced carborundum stone, or get a dna test, of the supposed daughter, as no offspring of yours could be that stupid!
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    rebellion springs to mind
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, May 30, 2012
  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    **** off now or ill pierce your manky mag arse.



    10 WORDS I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN..........**** sake syd close the poxy thread and let me win one for a change
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 30, 2012
  10. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    "GOT A LIGHT MATE" whilst putting the petrol can down.
     
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  11. MJEllis77

    MJEllis77 Member

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    How about...'Nice to Meet you...ever administered a quick Chelsea Smile Buddy?'
     
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    MJEllis77, May 30, 2012
  12. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I like your stainless criminal record and steely resolve.
     
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  13. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Get the **** out my house you choad munching twat!

    10 words!!!! What do I win?
     
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    QWOP, May 30, 2012
  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Kinky.
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Well done we have a winner, enjoy your prize.

    First Prize

    All expenses night out, with overnight stay in B&B, with his mother.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, May 31, 2012
  16. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Maybe he's a really nice lad who keeps those meat knives in his nostrils just so he can ward others off & protect your daughter.
    And if he is a **** then she can pull one out when he's asleep pissed & hack his plum bag off.

    It's win/win for me.
     
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    Billy Death, May 31, 2012
  17. DEREK

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    You can cut that out he's all screwed up.
     
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