If You Could Punch Any Three Footballers"

I grew up with scottish women I play to win bitch.

 

Reply, you know you want (need) to.

 

No I don't. I've moved on.

 

Does speaking gaelic get you wet?

 

No, Gaelic makes your breath smelly.

 

That's pure mentol.

 

Away and Ruffle yourself.

 

Surely that was meant to be "Away and raffle"

You just can't help yerself.

 

No, I meant ruffle you doofus. I thought this was food themed.

Ya donut.

 

You give me far too much credit hen.

 

I shan't make that mistake again.

lol @ hen.

Get to f**k.

 

What word do you hate, there is always one.

 

Vagina. Bleugh.

 

Gonna you two get a room and get it over with

Give her one for me MD

 

I thought you loved vagina?

 

My granny hates **** and my aunty hates jobbie.

Very ****ing hilarious for me.

 

Why don't you both give me one? No sword crossing though.

I don't like the word. It's a horrible word.

 

I don't mind **** or jobby. Vagina is just so clinical. It reminds me of the old dear who taught us biology in school.

Creepy old biddy.

 

Aye right, I'd rather give MD one than give you one. Thats why I asked him to give you one from me, am no risking going in there!

 

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