If You Could Punch Any Three Footballers"

Tune!!

 

Right well I'm definitely no chatting you up.

You disgust me tina, you are disgusting, pure filth.

 

some people see those things as positives. You're just prudish.

 

Believe me when i say thats not something I'm known for

 

Yeah yeah, all talk.

 

Well i was willing to slip the bit to you was i not?

not enough proof?

 

You just ooze class.

 

Also not something I'm known for but I am however known to get the job done.

 

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Alan Smith
Eric Cantona
Duncan Edwards. Oops he doesn't have a face.

 

I believe it was the dog trust that once said

"We never put a healthy dog down"

Words to live by

 

I've no idea what you're talking about, but thanks x

 

To simplify.

You're a dog.

 

Woof.

 

Pure filth.

You hink your getting the last word here like?

 

You shouldn't have said I was a dog. All the geordies will want to pump me now.

 

I was thinking of a geordie-esque comeback but i shot a blank.

 

Yes you did. And I'm guessing not for the first time.

<Jaffa>

 

Your maw

You're no winning this right?

 

.Go for it. You can have the last word. For the first time in your life.

Don't say I'm not good to you.