If You Could Fight Anyone.....

Aye, what a ****ing walloper

 

Another quality answer. I hope someone pummels the **** out of that smug fanny.

 

That stupid bint that does the SPL games on Sky for not being abe to string a sentence together

 

The Black Eyed Peas. All of them.

 

Jade Goody's rotten dead body, I'd just keep kicking the thing

 

That's the easiest fight since I said Hawking. Great choice though.


I'd fight Piers Morgan.....

 

CJ from eggheads. **** it all the eggheads

 

I agree with the egghead ****s. But could you ever get sick of kicking George Galloways wee greasy bawsack eyed face?.

 

well known television" hardman" and thespian ross kemp.......

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Another good answer. Saw his ****ty quiz show last night and thought that if it wasn't for that Georgie Thompson then some sort of flesh-eating bacteria would be apt for that show. ****ing Rednapp, Flintoff and Fatty. Bunch of ****ing misnomers!!

 

Reginald D Hunter, i'll take you to the ****in cleaner's mate

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Never heard a funny thing from this ****

 

I have a friend who feels very strongly that one of his missions in life is to beat the crap out of ainsley harriet , mainly due to - as he puts it - harriets "tomming for the white man "

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seems perfectly reasonable in the circumstances

 

"Freddie" Flintoff - hate that ****.

1) For playing Cricket (cue Frank "peopel only slag it cause the can't play it etc etc etc) - It's a queers game!
2) For thinking having the nickname Freddie is cool.


James Cordon - what a **** - screeching fat pie hole!

That Scouse twat from Skysports - Thompson - nasal whiner (and what a ****in nose)


The other two from Top Gear cause they crawl up Clarkson's hole.

 

He has one joke - He's a black American!!!

 

That's three people who want to fight Cordon. I hate all his shows. Gavin and Stacy isn't funny.

 

It's a pile of ****e ... 99% of my office think it's hilarious!! TWATS!

 

My best mate keeps telling me it's brilliant. Told him I've had bloody leakage from my arse that made me laugh more.

 

I reckon I could take jessica alba in a square go....but I might need to resort to fighting dirty

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Get it up ye gervais - you ****

 

I offered him out in a square go about 8-9 years ago in Jongluers Glasgow.
Bumped into him at the bar after his (****) set, I apologised and the **** started mouthing off, so I told him to come outside to talk it over and the **** ran for the bouncers to get me thrown out.
****in ****ebag.