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If you could choose a SUPERHERO POWER what would it be?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HendyMMA, Jun 8, 2011.

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  1. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    See you there <ok>
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 8, 2011
  2. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I'd like a remote control which would make people orgasm on demand. Would be funny during presentations, boring bus-stop waits, tedious conversations with pushy tramps/elderly people/Save The Tiger chuggers etc.

    I also liked Karl Pilkington's suggestion of being Bullshit Man. Sadly I'd probably end up attacking myself 99% of the time.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Nov 19, 2011
  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Money man <ok>

    I would give out loans with huge APR and when people don't pay up I knee cap ya!
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Nov 19, 2011
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Do overs time machine watch<ok>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 19, 2011
  5. irishgreen

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    I've a big cock! Does that help?
     
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    irishgreen, Nov 19, 2011
  6. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Almost certainly. What were you thinking of getting into in the superpower world? I was thinking in your case about you being 'Drill Man', for instance, having penis that also functions as a Black And Decker drill, thereby literally destroying vaginas wherever it roams. Just one possibility. But it's all up to you to decide; we're very flexible here at Superpower International. <ok>
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Nov 19, 2011
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    mind reading always seems pretty cool to me...
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 19, 2011
  8. ncgandy

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    Fantasy half-hour man, excellent!
     
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    ncgandy, Nov 19, 2011
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