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If you became a millionaire...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 2, 2018.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    @brb thinks it's still the 1960s...

     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    If I won I'd PM this guy ^^^^
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Let me know if you need him, I know where he hangs about

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  4. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    What you meant to say is that they dislike you because your posts are usually condescending guffs of hot air. Extra emphasis on 'condescending'.

    Happy to help. <hug>

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  5. PowerSpurs

    PowerSpurs Well-Known Member

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    I knew I'd left someone out...
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    It's funny when a dickhead tries to point out that you're a dickhead and then goes one better by displaying the very thing he thinks you are a dickhead for in his dickhead response
     
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    To help our ESOL members :)
    https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/condescending
     
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  8. I would write out a list of all the people I dont like and give the money to a couple of hit men.
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Be funny when the lads find out that you gave your money to an undercover Copper

    There's me shagging Melanie Sykes coz of my money and Danny boy is in prison soap dodging, coz of his.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The whole world and you choose a washed out has been. Expected a slightly higher and more exotic standard
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Mel Sykes? :emoticon-0152-heart

    She would be one of many
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    She'll always the boddingtons girl to me.

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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Your lotto lucky dips are in the post ... see ya dumb ****s ...

    PS just shagged Melanie Sykes up the arse rather averagely and told her my name is Spurlock :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So you gave your all?
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    No I gave Spurlocks ... if it was mine I would have given much more ...
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    that doesn't make sense. Have you been sniffing toilet duck?
     
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  17. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Is "PM" some deviant sexual act ??
    If so, I'd rather you not try.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What a dickhead.
     
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  19. pieguts

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    Welcome to the world of Filbert. Have you ever been to a comedy club? There's normally a comedian who's act falls flat on its face...Filberts humour is a couple of rungs lower than that.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... and there's always a heckler like pieguts ... who needs to be reminded that the comedian's act is rather like pieguts' sex life ... a solo act.

    I thank you ... I'm here all week <cheers>
     
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