If you became a millionaire...

thanks for that, looks fantastic though.

I'll have to keep looking then

 

You're chinese?

 

can't you tell from the avatar.

It's still luxurious so i guess it's worth going to. Just don't get your hopes up from the pictures because it is DEFINITELY not like that but i have a thing about loads of tourists and it being a big detraction.

Dubrovnik is lovely but again it's overpopulated by tourists. Same with Ankor Wat in Cambodia.

It's probably why i enjoyed vietnam a lot more as even if there are groups of tourists, they aren't everywhere you go and everywhere you turn with hardly any local people i think it takes away from the magic. Probably just me being snobby

 

like james bond island. looks great, but you know there will be about 8million chinese snapping away armed with their ****ing selfie sticks

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... don't completely rule out Siberia mate ... I'll help you pack your sleeping bag and flip-flops

 

Some fly-tipping twat has dumped a big rock in the middle that completely ruins the view

 

I get it all changed up into £1 coins and make a big **** of mural with it that you could see from Space.

 

Oh yeah, and I'd buy a few sexbots, one set of triplets and 2 sets of twins.

 

I'd buy a nice house , a nice car , always dreamed of a BMW M5 , I would buy MRS J anything she wanted , I would help family etc out .

Then , in the Spring , I would go on a walking holiday in Switzerland , where I could lay on a lovely fluffy blanket , read poetry and press wild flowers to my hearts content

 

I'd pay Sanchez's wages for a couple of weeks then sign on the dole when I became bankrupt.

 

When I become a millionaire I've promised myself a nice Hublot Big Bang as a reward.

I'll already have a nice car, so maybe I'd buy a tank.

 

Morata

 

I'd create a lavish materialistic lifestyle so I can have sex with lots of women would probably try to tap into the celebrity world

Might buy an extra bag of weed too now and again

 

Probably get him for £1m now
















Morata

 

Do what I do now, which is pretty much whatever I want. Just a bit more upscale.

 

HIAG would have loved this thread.

Hilary, not so much.

 

I feel like this is the punch-line to some
"in crowd" joke I am not being told.

 

its because Morata was frightfully **** the other night and fluffed loads of chances.
Piskie doesnt realise, that, as **** as Morata has been, he has still outscored any single member of the Arsenal squad

 

Apart from Aubameyang

 

Aubamyang has scored the same amount of PL goals as me.....
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