How many times have Utds dickhead supporters posted something about Liverpool on their own board? ****ers
Is it how many times Scholes has to be sent off before Utd fans will admit that he can tackle, it's just that he's a dirty little ****?
How many times has a referee bottled it and given United 5 minutes of injury time instead of 2 or 3? How many times have Arsenal imploded at the first sight of a daffodil? How many times does the average United fan have to change buses on the way to Old Trafford? (Seriously though - is there a correct answer to this question?)
How many times a season do opposition fans make up crap about conspiracies and referees bottling it to explain away Utd victories?
How many times since Saturday has Mike Summerbee told his psychologist that City can win the treble next season?