Come on you udders (or whatever the hell you`re called) get joined in. It`s take the piss out of Blunham time. Free for all introductory offer. Make the most of it.
Blunham Mackem, I hereby inform you that you are to be reported under section 5 of the animal cruelty act. You have attempted to recruit and engage in cyber activity with unknown quantities (but assured to be more than 6 million) of possibly adolescent otters. Please await further instruction.
Soon. Nearly 5. Im taking the weekend off (cos i can) . Not that pissed. Getting bitten by mozziez now. Spray must have worn of. Indoors soon.