If Scotland did gain independence.....

Sales of such hats are entirely restricted to Glasgow and surrounding areas apart from a few pockets in rural Fife which are mostly poorly-paid, ill-educated, Labour supporters. Any drop in sales of bowler hats north of the border will easily be offset by an increase in tourism and a relative increase in the sale of See You Jimmy hats

 

And what was this £450m spent on and by whom?

Think very carefully.

 

Have always wanted a see you jimmy hat... I feel it would work well with some cor blimey trousers

 

Come on then you explain since you know it all ***got?

 

Especially if you live in a council flat.

 

No, no, I'll wait for you to display your ignorance once again.

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I dont.. does this rule me out of such high end fashion? would it work well with tweed? one is sporting a rather fetching tweed sports jacket today.

 

I suggest you set the tweed jacket off with a pair of shiny nylon trackie bottoms, and perhaps a pair of black brogues, with no socks. A hat of some sort would of course be essential. You could perhaps accessorise with an unlit roll-up stuck to your lower lip

 

would a trilby suffice? Also I only have brown brogues in my repertoire.

 

Trilby is fine. If you could manage one black brogue and one brown one, you'd be a legend down the bus shelters.

 

Excellent..

 

But did you set the look off with a budgie yellow V neck slazenger jumper?

 

Canary yellow V neck Slazenger jumper

 

Larkhall is a hot bed of Bowler hat activity come the marching season.

 

We can trade Bowler hats for Pringle jumpers and IronBru...

 

Seems fair, seem fair.

What about square sausage and tattie scones? What will you trade for them?

I should let you know that we don't want Jellied Eels or Tripe and Onions.

 

On a serious note I don't really care whether or not we gain independence, all I ask is that if we do truly want to be a country of our own, we should make it clear that we don't want anything to do with the Monarchy.

Cut all ties completely. They are still free to visit as tourists and they can freely stay at one of their umpteen homes, I just don't want to be paying any bills for this bunch of chinless, freeloading, archaic ****ers.

If Salmond could guarantee getting shot of the Royals I would vote for independence in a flash

 

****ing Holyrood Palace. They use my taxes to pay for the upkeep of the bloody thing but if I want to see inside it it'll set me back £10.75 and £15 if you want to see Queen's gallery (which I also pay for).

Parasites.

 

I sense you are beginning to think REAL indepedence may be a good thing my young padwan.