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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Makemstine Roger, Nov 21, 2012.

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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Nice one Sombrero, you have certainly put a lot of thought and effort int that one..<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 22, 2012
  2. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    FFS - another deluded jawdee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bart
     
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    master-simpson, Nov 22, 2012
  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    He's an East Durham lad marra, and has never had a Geordie bone in his body...Unless deluded's been in there like..<whistle>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 22, 2012
  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    That would only have been a semi surely?
     
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    MackemsRule, Nov 22, 2012
  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    good one <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 22, 2012
  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    quick
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 22, 2012
  7. DeludedToon

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    By that definition, I also am not Geordie in any way, so your joke has failed <whistle>
     
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    DeludedToon, Nov 22, 2012
  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    The carols are drying up, so how about nursery rhymes? Here's a stab:

    Wee Albert's Fish Shop
    runs through the Toon.
    Upstairs, downstairs, in his nightgoon.
    Knocking at the window,
    Crying through the door.
    Gimme rep, ya bastards!
    I'm the biggest whore!!
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 22, 2012
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    That is very good.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2012
  10. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Don't take it so seriously kidda, it's only a bit of fun.:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 22, 2012

  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Cheers ACS. No doubt you will reciprocate when you think up something offensive :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 22, 2012
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Rep me up before you gogo
    I'm not planning on repping solo
    Rep me up before you gogo now
    I'll keep on repping tonight
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2012
  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Albert Reptoe, went to sea
    Whopper rep-cock, down to knee
    When he's back, he's repping me (zoinks!)
    Little Albert Reptoe!
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 22, 2012
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    To the tune of good king Wenceslas...

    Sid the Mackem last looked out
    Of his caravan window
    Stupid bastard he fell out
    Right on a red hot cinder

    Brightly shone his arse that night
    What dopey foooool
    Off he went to the stadium of light
    Feeling quite the tooool.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 22, 2012
  15. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Rep van winkle,
    Begging for some rep,
    As they say in South Africa,
    It's all a pile of crep...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 22, 2012
  16. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    <laugh>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 22, 2012
  17. terrypaine

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    "Take it up my ring
    Take it up my ring
    I think that's funny, right?
    So that's what I sing.

    Ain't got no wit,
    Ain't got no wit,
    Ber I know I'm funny right?
    ´S why I talk such s++t.

    See my verse it's working
    See my verse it's working
    I take my sock and go to bed and
    Into it I'm jerking.

    Not a new thought in my head
    Not a new thought in my head
    When they ask me on what I'm banking
    In that ole sock they catch me , er, ....
     
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    terrypaine, Nov 22, 2012
  18. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    There was a Skunk called Tash
    Who has never been out with a lass
    He pervs over girls who are young
    He takes anal sex from the well hung
    But still has that worrying rash
     
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    MackemsRule, Nov 22, 2012
  19. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    There was a Skunk from Jarra
    Who tried to have sex with a sparra
    The sparra said no
    You can't have a go
    Even with your little dick I'm too narra
     
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    MackemsRule, Nov 22, 2012
  20. DeludedToon

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    <laugh>.
     
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    DeludedToon, Nov 22, 2012
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