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Thats class dude. I'd have slipped in a '****ing' in front of the whore bit to emphasise.

 

Kenny everett.. Legend.

 

I know but **** it. Let's all have a laugh. We dont have our xmas credit card bills yet... Theres a plus!

 

Deluded the red-arsed Geordie
Had a very shiny arse
And if you ever saw it
You would see the hair is sparse
All of the other Geordies
Used to laugh and call him names
They'd never let poor Deluded
Join in any Geordie games


Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Tashy came to say
Deluded with your arse so bright, won't you ride my cock tonight?


Then all the other Geordies
Shouted out and laughed with glee
Deluded the red-arsed Geordie
When do you go down on me?

 

, ****ing mint!

 

been laughing at that for 5 mins now mint

 

to the tune of Once in royal davids city

Once in lonely Newcastle city
stood a lonely Byker lad
looking for a big large portion
poor **** he had no dad

Albert was that little lad
riding tarts cos he is bad

 

Jingle bells
deluded smells
old cheese his perfume

got no toys
cos he loves boys
the gayest **** around

 

We three ****s of Newcastle are
Being sick twats we shag our old Ma
Sister mounting, penis spouting
Wearing knickers and a bra

 

Having read the entire thread with a few poor efforts, this made it worth it

 

all hail the king, our very own christmas Elton John, [ no likeness intended] you are a brilliant poet

 

When tooney came down the chimney
it was to rob the house
the girls and boys wont get any toys
ive cleaned the ****ers out

 

Best thread i have read on here in a yonk. Thanks to you all

 

Away in a police cell
they do have a bed
for the little bad geordie
who was crying instead

been caught out red handed
the loot in his bag
no sex over xmas
hell not get a shag

away in a manger

 

Tash to Deluded Goon;

Come & hold me, I'll pump your bum.
A new red arse for me, I'll pump your bum.
I'll split your sphincter & pump your bum, pump your bum & fill it with cum.
Poor Deluded pumped so full of cum.
It's leaking from his gum.

 

class

 

O little town of Newcastle
You're **** you know it's true
If sweet Jesus came back down
He would say **** you


Yet in the Bigg Market
even though you talk ****e
The fat slags are susceptible
to ****ing through the night

 

...What a way to wake up..Class..

 

To the tune of away in a manger.....


Away to the Geordies
The Mackems did fail
With Nolan's fne hat trick
The unwashed did wail

Then up stepped the slayer
To blast in his goal
And 3000 Mackems
Went back to their hole

 

Another one to frosty the snowman.... dedicated to the legend that is NMG.

The fat geordie bastard
He is such a clown
He fuuucked up the mackems
And..nearly took them down