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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Makemstine Roger, Nov 21, 2012.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Cheers big boy. Heres a boost from me xxx
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 21, 2012
  2. Niall 34

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    Its Niall time
    Rock the the climb
    From here to Christmas day
    Where all the mags are gay
     
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    Niall 34, Nov 21, 2012
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Not bad mate.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 21, 2012
  4. Niall 34

    Niall 34 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hark the herald angels sing
    Smoggies love the ring
    The boro looks like west beirut
    And their chavs wear tacky bling
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 21, 2012
  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    best so far mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 21, 2012
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Rep
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Long time ago on old Tyneside
    So gods holy bible mad
    Geordie legend Taylor born
    and didn't have a dad

    Hark now hear them geordies sing
    the man is like a tank
    but we all know how he plays
    cos the ****ers just a ****
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 21, 2012
  9. Gil T Azell

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    Wins for me.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 21, 2012
  10. Niall 34

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    Thanks 519 to 532
     
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  11. Niall 34

    Niall 34 Well-Known Member

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    Jingle bells
    Magpies smell
    Taylor handles again
    His dads name is Bob
    He broke wheel
    On his vehicle
    And Taylor never saw him again
     
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    Niall 34, Nov 21, 2012
  12. MrRAWhite

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    Hey diddle diddler Deluded's a Fiddler,
    Warm Pouch can be such a twat,
    Mag Albert's a rep whore,
    Young Tash is a moron,
    And Sombrero has still lost his hat..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 21, 2012
  13. Niall 34

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    <laugh> <laugh> t
     
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    Niall 34, Nov 21, 2012
  14. DeludedToon

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    Hmmm, not bad. "Diddler"? And also the whole point of a limerick is that the 3rd and 4th line are meant to rhyme <whistle> Last line made me laugh though.
     
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    DeludedToon, Nov 21, 2012
  15. MrRAWhite

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    Rhymes perfect mate when you read it properly...
    PS..I quite liked that one about me in the garden..<ok>
     
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  16. DeludedToon

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    Hmm if I read it quickly it works <laugh>
    What's with all this good nature, it isn't ****ing right.
     
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    DeludedToon, Nov 21, 2012
  17. paddock man

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    Tra la ****in la, la la la la!
     
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    paddock man, Nov 21, 2012
  18. MrRAWhite

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    Silent night, holy night,
    Pouch is thick, not to bright,
    He's a virgin and never had a shag,
    Couldn't score doon the Bigg Market,
    With a dirty fat slag,
    Sleeps in smelly piss,
    Slee-eeps in sme-elly piss..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 21, 2012
  19. Sidthemackem

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    Glad to see this thread is being done in the best POSSIBLE taste! :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 21, 2012
  20. Makemstine Roger

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    absofuckinglutley loved that one
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 21, 2012
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