if am honest it was the fact that a grown man had absolutely zero pubes that she wowed at, she got some ridin anyway ans she loved it. av got a semi now
aw tina, come over to ma place eh? a need a cuddle, am feelin sorry for maself. av texted a few burds but there all workin and 1 sed am mad
tina if u wer on here earlier u wuda been 1st choice but its now 2.30pm and this is the 1st av heard from u! pm me ur number and u'l be 1st choice next time
It is good to see you back. I've missed you. You missed the picture I had up as my avatar too, someone famous I've been told I look like. Decided to take it off again tho. <sad>
tina just tell me ML the post office. I was a baw haie away from dingyin it, the wee paki wuman talked me round, mite go round and give her a kiss. NOT! a was gettin x-rays galore, stiches, dressings, BJs wuda been into the 1000s cos ma mate got hit wae 300 euro for aboslutelty nuttin!!
There's one of them sitting across from me on the bus. ****. When I was in kos I went to a foam party and a guy from my hotel slipped and broke his arm. Turned up the next night with the biggest plastercast I've seen it was about 3 inches thick and covered his full arm no sure if he was insured I've just been asked if I want to go do a nightshift in a+e <laudy>
Stop taking the piss, Dougie. That's actually a better looking person than the one I had in my profile.