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Ibiza Uncovered Pt 1 - Injuries

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    so definitely cut short from wow thats small then <ok>
     
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  2. if am honest it was the fact that a grown man had absolutely zero pubes that she wowed at, she got some ridin anyway ans she loved it. av got a semi now
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    Welcome back Nev.

    <laugh>
     
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  4. aw tina, come over to ma place eh? a need a cuddle, am feelin sorry for maself. av texted a few burds but there all workin and 1 sed am mad
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    So what am I? Fifth choice? Go **** yourself!
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    i think ****ing himself was 6th choice <ok>
     
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  7. tina if u wer on here earlier u wuda been 1st choice but its now 2.30pm and this is the 1st av heard from u! pm me ur number and u'l be 1st choice next time
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    It is good to see you back. I've missed you. You missed the picture I had up as my avatar too, someone famous I've been told I look like. Decided to take it off again tho.

    <sad>
     
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  9. tell me who it was, it'll save me startin a thread
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Something just occurred to me.....who the **** would insure you going to Ibiza?!?!
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    Oh it was just some dumb blonde off the telly. No one special.
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

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    She wishes she looked like you tina
     
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  13. tina just tell me

    ML the post office. I was a baw haie away from dingyin it, the wee paki wuman talked me round, mite go round and give her a kiss. NOT!

    a was gettin x-rays galore, stiches, dressings, BJs

    wuda been into the 1000s cos ma mate got hit wae 300 euro for aboslutelty nuttin!! <yikes>
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    There's one of them sitting across from me on the bus. ****.

    When I was in kos I went to a foam party and a guy from my hotel slipped and broke his arm. Turned up the next night with the biggest plastercast I've seen <laugh> it was about 3 inches thick and covered his full arm <laugh> no sure if he was insured

    I've just been asked if I want to go do a nightshift in a+e <laudy>
     
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  15. who does tina look like?
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    this is the pic she had as her avatar

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  17. Tina_old

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    Stop taking the piss, Dougie. That's actually a better looking person than the one I had in my profile.
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    isnt that the 1st hooker you pumped on holiday nev?
     
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  19. no far aff it LR. colombian sex machine made up for it tho.

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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    it was actually this one <ok>
     
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