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Ibiza tonight!!! Oooosh!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I came back one time from amsterdam after a four day non-stop binge - I ate one pancake the whole time I was there ; on the plane back the stewardess came up to one of my mates just before take off , obviously concerned by his rattling appearance - the conversation went;

    "excuse me sir , would you like a drink of water ?"

    "no thanks"

    "do you need some air ?"

    "eh,no thank you"

    "could I get you some painkillers ?"

    "no, no its alright"

    "Sir , do you require medical attention ?"

    <laugh>
     
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  2. funny story about ecto heads. in magaluf years ago everyone is chewin there faces off ectoed and ma mate collapses with blood comin out his nose (not the funny bit) so his brother starts freakin out, fones an ambulance, the paramedics burst into the hotel room and immediately run to ma other mate who is ectoed beyond belief on the bed, and we had to say to them no its no him he's awrite its him lyin over there <laugh> drugs really are for mugs eh? cant believ they tried to tend to the wrong person. that hotel room was lke the waitin room for beetle juice.
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I`ve never been so high that I called an ambulance for a nose-bleed <laugh>
     
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  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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  5. the boy was out cold on the floor with his eyes looking at his brain. his brother doesnt touch drugs never has, it was him that foned
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    never trust someone who doesnt take drugs ,especially in an emergency.

    when the going gets weird the weird turn pro. <ok>
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    have a good one in Ibiza - Im off , its half-past midnight and Im working tomorrow - just dont die , like you did in australia <laugh>
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Nev, have a great holiday. Looking forward to hearing all about it when you return.
     
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  9. Castleger

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    Nev, have a good one. Watch out for the crabs. Don't worry about Tina, I'll look after her <laugh>
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    nev, i hope there's an ash cloud. bah humbug.
     
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  11. cheers folks. uv got 20 more minutes of me yet. al need to leave u with a good thread. probably involve breasts tho tina sorry
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    you need to play to the bulk of the audience nev <ok>
     
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