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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    sounds like a @Scan party
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I was talking to a linguist with diarrhoea earlier, but he had to rush off for a Great Bowel Shift.

    -Made it up myself (and it shows).
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^****e!
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    My son was out playing football down the park yesterday and came running and said, "Dad, I've just seen two fairies behind the trees at the park"

    Humouring him I said, "Really? What were they doing son?"

    He said "sucking each other's cocks"
     
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  6. monacoger

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    Any minute now, Scan will be on here to tell you it is a lie as fairies don't have cocks, fat, spoiling **** that he is
     
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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I see Oscar Pistorious is to spend the next 4 years at his uncle's house!

    I bet his uncle will be ****ting himself as it will be safer than going to the toilet.
     
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    Fairies aren't real (as EDGE covered in the joke when he said he was 'humouring' his son when asking about it) so the fact they don't have cocks kind of goes without saying.

    It's watertight as far as I can see.

    Pretty funny actually.
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

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    I don't think the aforementioned foxes would even need a suitcase.

    For their meagre belongings (Worcester Sauce, book of stamps, roll-on deodorant, toothpick) a flight bag would probably suffice.

    Anyway, I'm going away for another three weeks. Not that any of you buggers noticed.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    Funny farm?
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Hiya George,where were you?
     
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  13. monacoger

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    I noticed you were away mate. Out of interest, who are the movers and shakers in your "Likes" thread? <whistle>
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Yeah, because the Spanish equivalent RSPCA woman was going to say to me on the phone, "are they going on holiday?". Right ye are mate<ok>


    And no, I'm not popping in your bag either. Prick.
     
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    You and your fat mate Scan can **** off and stop picking holes in my made up joke!<steam>
     
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    I'll update the Likes thread in due course, M. I reckon you've made some decent progress. And I love you.
     
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    Understandable mate, it's understandable<ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno if it's true or not, but...

    A young lad from Glasgow phoned into the Tiger Tim Show on Radio Clyde (I think it was Radio Clyde?) and was encouraged to tell a joke by the eponymous host...

    "Whit vegetable makes ye cry the most?" asked the lad.
    "Onions?" enquired the host
    "Naw, turnips"
    "Turnips?"
    "Ever been hit in the baws wi a turnip?"
     
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