Off Topic I **** you not.

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Carmine Galante.

Carmine Galante.

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Just seen slap head Ehab driving through Ferriby in a convertible Range Rover Evoque......... in City colours with a private plate that was suppose to spell ‘Tigers’.

His massive, receding swede glistening in the late afternoon sun.

How old is he again???
 
Carmine Galante. said:
Just seen slap head Ehab driving through Ferriby in a convertible Range Rover Evoque......... in City colours with a private plate that was suppose to spell ‘Tigers’.

His massive, receding swede glistening in the late afternoon sun.

How old is he again???
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He's a **** mate, as if that needs saying, he's had that, or one like it, for ages. I've seen him on Priory Park a couple of times, unfortunately I never had a brick in my hand on either occasion.
 
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look_back_in_amber said:
He's a **** mate, as if that needs saying, he's had that, or one like it, for ages. I've seen him on Priory Park a couple of times, unfortunately I never had a brick in my hand on either occasion.
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I’ve seen him his souped up, black Batmobile before but not this monstrosity.

He looked a right berk.
 
Carmine Galante. said:
Just seen slap head Ehab driving through Ferriby in a convertible Range Rover Evoque......... in City colours with a private plate that was suppose to spell ‘Tigers’.

His massive, receding swede glistening in the late afternoon sun.

How old is he again???
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Depends on how one measures age, Carmine.


Chronologically he's 46, soon to be 47.


Morally, I'd put him at a higher state of pre-conventional morality, based on an exchange of favours motif, as a universality of self-serving mono-gratification.

That's not good by the way, most junior school children achieve this at some point. Usually when they realise that they are not autonomous gods of infinate immortality.

In other words, when they choose not to be ****s.


Physiologically, he looks like a post-pubescent teen, probably with a small cock; but I've never met him so I'm not staking my reputation on this.


Intellectually he's a ****ing idiot.
 
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Carmine Galante. said:
Just seen slap head Ehab driving through Ferriby in a convertible Range Rover Evoque......... in City colours with a private plate that was suppose to spell ‘Tigers’.

His massive, receding swede glistening in the late afternoon sun.

How old is he again???
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Not old enough to have the stabilisers taken off his bike.

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Where does he keep all these motors? I saw him getting a Mercedes 600 Grosser delivered a while back. Top Gear said it was the car that all great dictators owned.

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Ernie Shackleton said:
Depends on how one measures age, Carmine.


Chronologically he's 46, soon to be 47.


Morally, I'd put him at a higher state of pre-conventional morality, based on an exchange of favours motif, as a universality of self-serving mono-gratification.

That's not good by the way, most junior school children achieve this at some point. Usually when they realise that they are not autonomous gods of infinate immortality.

In other words, when they choose not to be ****s.


Physiologically, he looks like a post-pubescent teen, probably with a small cock; but I've never met him so I'm not staking my reputation on this.


Intellectually he's a ****ing idiot.
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Most teens have hair, he’s as bald as a badgers arsehole with a few whispey strands plastered across his crome dome.

Looks a proper ****.
 
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Carmine Galante. said:
Most teens have hair, he’s as bald as a badgers arsehole with a few whispey strands plastered across his crome dome.

Looks a proper ****.
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Imagine him in a ill-fitting syrup.

Jean shorts with turn ups.

Trainers with the laces untied, but tucked in behind the tongue.

Friendship bracelets interweaving up his arm.

Non prescription glasses.

One-footing a skateboard along the sidewalk.



Now do you see what I mean?
 
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