I've barely eaten anything since Friday. I drank 2 bottles of Erdinger pretty quickly, then my head went all fuzzy/angry.
I had no control over my body and before I knew it, I'd kicked over my table and started screaming:
" I DON'T BELONG IN THIS ****ING ****HOLE WITH YOU ******S ... TAKE ME TO TRUMP TOWER THIS INSTANCE!!"
Then I lurched over to the condiments section and proceeded to blast salt and pepper sachets at peoples faces, whilst yelping:
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT HUH? ... YOU THINK A SACHET OF HP SAUCE IS GONNA SOLVE EVERYTHING YOU DELUDED ****S?"
Then I suddenly felt totally drained and crawled underneath a table whilst sobbing like an infant.
All the while I was thinking ... where the **** is the pie van?
I had no control over my body and before I knew it, I'd kicked over my table and started screaming:
" I DON'T BELONG IN THIS ****ING ****HOLE WITH YOU ******S ... TAKE ME TO TRUMP TOWER THIS INSTANCE!!"
Then I lurched over to the condiments section and proceeded to blast salt and pepper sachets at peoples faces, whilst yelping:
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT HUH? ... YOU THINK A SACHET OF HP SAUCE IS GONNA SOLVE EVERYTHING YOU DELUDED ****S?"
Then I suddenly felt totally drained and crawled underneath a table whilst sobbing like an infant.
All the while I was thinking ... where the **** is the pie van?
