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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ThrillerinAsprilla, Mar 27, 2011.

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  1. Wein14

    Wein14 Active Member

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    <laugh> I didn't actually see him mention sexual orientation in your quote... Maybe he was talking about men.
     
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    You may be right..............................6ft 3 "girlfriend"??
     
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  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I enjoyed it mate, very much so, but it's not the best thing ever like everyone says it is mate.
     
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    You have my sympathies mate.

    But Sex is even better than a Tino hat-trick against Barcelona. FACT!!!

    At 6 foot 3 the deepest thing about her is probably her wellys! She'd have cliff divers using them for practise.
     
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  5. simonbh7

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    Are you talking about sex with a man or a woman?
     
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  6. Wein14

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    <nudge><nudge><wink><wink>
     
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  7. Alfie

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    Was her name Bubba by any chance? Did you drop the soap?
     
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  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    You're all a bunch of hypocritical school children.
     
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    :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  10. Alfie

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    Well in that case it's my ball and you can't play!


    Also why hypocritical?
     
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    She'd have cliff divers using them for practise.

    Cruel, very cruel................. but funny! <laugh>
     
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    It's his latest word. He can't stop using it even if it's out of context. Bless his cotton socks.
     
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  13. Alfie

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    Word of the day bog roll?
     
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    Handy travel hint.

    Loo roll is known as sheet roll in France. Heavily accent the double 'ee' to be considered fluent.

    Sh-eeeee-t roll.

    Enjoy your travels.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Bless Tash's bog roll socks!
     
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    I wanna sheeet on the bed and a fok on the table!
     
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  17. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Well this just brightened up my day!

    Tash, I seem to remember you saying you used the same material to ham-shank to, and have done ever since you were a little whipper-snapper, and now this...[DISCLAIMER: I have no idea why I remember this]...Perhaps you should get a bit of variety into your life mate!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Mar 28, 2011
  18. Agent Bruce

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    If there'sone thing Tash kows something about it's Sh-eeeee-t roll.
     
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  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I'm saying it because you call me a child all the time and tell me to grow up, and, for example, what you have as your signature shows how much of a ****in hypocrite you are. All of you act no more maturely than a ****in pack of 4 month old chimps, and constantly take the piss out of me and slate me.

    And no, it's not banter at all, it's called cyber bullying and you're constantly targeting me. Regarldess of how **** or poorly written you think my articles are, yous are all constantly on my back calling me a thick **** and slating me all the time, and it's not fair, then when i burst out and say something offensive, you scream "perma ban".
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 28, 2011
  20. overseasTOON

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    A young man is wary about his upcoming wedding and the honeymoon. His father notices the fear and asks him what's wrong.

    The young man confesses that he's clueless when it comes to matter in the bedroom.

    The father consoles him with advice that he use the thing he used to play with as a child and put it where she goes to the toilet.

    Consoled and mightily relieved he thanks his father for the advice and looks forward to his forthcoming nuptials.

    The big day arrives and the wedding goes off with out a hitch.

    The new bride is in the bedroom wondering what could be keeping her beloved from their soon to be unbridled passions.

    She wanders towards the bathroom and eases open the door only to see him jabbing his cricket bat relentlessly into the toilet bowl in a frenzy.
     
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