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God knows mate, probably, all the days just blur into one nowadays!!

 

I wonder if he's gunner get a surprise when / if he does find out?

 

Probably shortly after a viagra overdose.

 

Absolutely Glorious, I'm loving your quote along the bottom! Have some rep

 

I've heard a lot about it and I've even read a book about it but I'm still wondering if I'm going to get a surprise when I find out what it's really like?

 

It had to be done, funniest thing I've read on here in a long while.

 

Since the terrorists used to threaten me one or the entire advice about women thread?

 

My mate took viagra at our prom in year 11 because it was sold in venders in the toilet. And he couldn't keep it down for the entire thing.

Not as good as some program I watched where it went on about a guy who injected cocaine into his penis, ended up with an erection for an entire week solid (no pun intended), then got gangrene in it along with half his fingers and a leg. I was mortified at the time, as it had followed footage of surgery on a dick too. Not entirely sure what program this was to be honest..

 

Richard Bacon - Blue Peter

 

Did u not see when he said Rihanna wasn't good looking and Daisy Love was a whore.

 

That's a terrible story AH, any idea what happened to him?

Says me anxiously.

 

to be fair he adds the humour to this bored. If you're ever having a bad day just come on here and see what he's been writing, always going to be a good laugh!

 

If shes like arsenal shed have to have a decent 2 upfront and loose at the back

 

Rep.

I don't think Rihanna is that fit, how dare he say that about Daisy though.

 

Yeah well all allowed the odd error of judgement. Though that was bang out of order, though he has said worse.

 

Think he lost his penis and one of his legs. Survived though, so ya know...don't worry. You're just gonna lose mini-AB, you'll survive to post another day

 

Like your cock?

 

Admittedly, normal people don't pull quite the faces they do in porn movies but in my experience some face pulling and a little theatre adds to the experience.

Apologies Tash, often I feel quite sympathetic towards you - you are but a kid after all.

But really assume that sex is the best thing ever?. I've tried a few things and, in my experience, sex is consistently as good as it gets.

Allegedly your first shot of gak and absolute dominion over your fellow man is better but I have an addictive personality so I try to avoid those.

Sorry Tash.

 

You're just gonna lose mini-AB, you'll survive to post another day
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Thanks for the reassurance, I feel much better now!