I received this text

[timatoketchup]

From a "friend" from in pompey: Went to a fancy dress shop today to hire a vampire costume . The girl behind the counter gave me a scum shirt, I said I think youve misheard me, I said I want to look like a count.

Going to reply with the most cutting/abusive slander you can come up with.

The floor is yours........

 

[TheSecondStain]

Hmm, the old ones are... old.

 

[timatoketchup]

Thats a **** reply. Could do better.

 

[TheSecondStain]

What do you expect..? it's a crap joke.

Besides, I wasn't giving you a punchline, as so much as an observation of the gag.

 

[Schad]

A link to the Championship table should do the trick.

 

[fatletiss]

She actually replied "sorry sir we are having to close down, as a local circus hired 11 blue clown outfits but still haven't paid the bill"

 

[Beddy]

Actually guys and girls the above smear was posted a few weeks back..........in reverse........Just dont bother answering it. That joke is nearly as old as both clubs.......

 

[Saint Karl The Bewildered]

She actually replied "sorry sir we are having to close down, as a local circus hired 11 blue clown outfits but still haven't paid the bill"