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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Cest Advocaat, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. JustMeMan

    JustMeMan Well-Known Member

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    wots up can you not get it up
     
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  2. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    No, I'm just a giving person. Nice guy and all that.
     
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  3. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    You do know the term ´axe-wound´is a term given to ´unattractive´ lasses, maybe the sort who have had a few to many fellas, and it looks like it´s been ´smashed up´?

    Fair play if you like that kinda thing like, each to their own and that ;)
     
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  4. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Nothing else would have really worked with the term 'wound' so I just rolled with it.
     
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  5. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    We know it as one whoms had the chop & fold so to speak so as you say Fair play seeing as it's Christmas & all.
     
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  6. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Okay firstly mush, I didn't deride Ba at all. I questioned his fitness and health (he did fail 2 medicals in this country you know) but never his ability. In fact, I have a WHU mate who said he can score goals but is a cock of a bloke and said just that at the time.

    On Cabaye, he has had 4 or 5 canny games but where has he been in the last 6 games? 2 points from 18 on offer? If he was so good he could turn games but he is average and cant. When he has had a full season and excelled and then has done it again the second season you can rightly crow about him. 16 games in you cant. I said Arfa wasnt all that and hey look, he's not. Where is Marveaux? Wasn't he one I said was injury prone (and was put down by your lot) and what about Bied (spelling)? Where is he? Of all your signings only Ba has excelled and he is off next month. Cabaye has had good games and average ones and a couple of anonymous ones too. Tiote as well is injury prone and has missed games and will miss 6 weeks more next month along with Ba.

    Also while we are on daft lad, I have already said we have been utterly ****e this season (and most of the previous 5 months as well) so I'm not covering up anything. However, we have acted on that and replaced Bruce with O'Neill (do you think he is a ****e manager now as well) and after all the rubbish we have been served up and watched for weeks on end, we are now only 10 points behind you after 17 games and we are not about to lose our ONLY goal scorer for 6 weeks in January and February pal. Our goals for and against are comparable and we now have a manager to get behind. Are you all still 100% behind old Alan Partridge? Really? Where they boos we all heard on Wednesday night?

    I still rate our squad and as proven in his first 3 games, when we too have again had injuries, MoN can get much better out of them than Bruce. With the addition of 1 or 2 players next month we will improve again and as things stand, you're on the slippery slope downwards and we are on the greasy pole upwards.

    By the time we face each other in March that 10 points may well be narrowed even further and thus making my predictions and speculations cock on.

    You can bluster and bull **** all you want but the simple facts are you're on the decline and can Pardew stop it? He does like a relegation or 2 himself you know. We are on the up and as I said some weeks ago, this is a marathon not a sprint and far better teams than yours have found that out in recent years.

    For Newcastle 2011/12 read Blackpool, WBA and Hull City. Ring some alarm bells daft lad?
     
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  7. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Cheik your becoming an enigma. A mag that I enjoy debating with. Now pack it in. Lol

    I think this is a fair and realistic assessment kidda.

    Both our squads and teams are fairly matched although we have been woefully underachieving and you have been cannily over achieving. Those two things could well be switching now for a time but hey, I'm not daft enough to think that will continue. I reckon by May things will be pretty tight between both clubs and there wont be a *** paper between us. could go either way as to who is on top.

    That said, 3 weeks ago I feared relegation. Now, with MoN at the helm, I really feel full of confidence and vigour and so do the team. I sense we have turned a corner at last and although the ride will still be bumpy, the end destination will be all the better for it.
     
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  8. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I hope you blew her up properly beforehand

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    it's called getting ready for christmas

    one things for sure none of us will be doing the ......i've had enough i'm off <wah> ......hello i'm back :)....malarkey


    merry xmas :)
     
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  10. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I resent that and as an attention seeking whore I hereby reserve the right to stamp my feet and throw a tantrum whenever I decide. So there.

    Anyway, if it gets under the skin of the dark-side so much, then I'm doing it anyway.


    PS - its Christmas btw, Xmas is a none word.
     
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  11. Willa Pond

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    Where are they now?
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Give it time. Chumparse will be on shortly.
     
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  13. Hairyhaggis

    Hairyhaggis Well-Known Member

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    Ive just nipped over to the Mags new board to see them going on about Arsenal and how **** we are (although there were 2 of them who admitted we are a good side and would prob beat them if played the Derby soon), and I have noticed that although most of them joined 2 weeks ago, they already have 1000+ posts.

    Now, Tash has been on this board heaps bitching about how he doesn't have a job and it's so tough to get one. He joined that Toonforum thing at the start of Feb and already has close to 1000 posts on it. No wonder he doesn't have a job, he never gets the **** out of the forums.
     
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  14. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Aye, your heart...Lol
     
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  15. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    You have to wonder about the mental health of a person who sits on a Friday night raking through old threads to show someone was wrong....
     
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  16. Wease555

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    Jesus Christ, you really have this Humble character on your hook Cest, he must have been like a lost puppy when you were on holiday.
     
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  17. Chappaz

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    Funny mind.
     
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  18. concrete tony

    concrete tony Well-Known Member

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    Truth is they started bricking it and ****ed off like the plastic mags they are!
     
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  19. Cheik the room

    Cheik the room Well-Known Member

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    This was possibly the worst prediction in history Mystic Cest, but highlighted are my favourite parts <laugh>
     
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  20. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    <doh>
    one of these days someone is going to take the smileys off and then your posting is f***ed <doh> <doh> <doh>
     
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