thats it my ship is docked into the the carabean island of emerald isle and the wenchies are screaming WE LOVE YOU TED ,but of course ive now found real love with ubber hoop,but hes a strange one for a start hes completly flat chested and he drinks 15 pints of real ale every day but when ubber smiles the whole world smiles with him,LOVE YOU UBBER LOVE YOU BABY
There once was a pirate called Ted Of whom it had to be said That when he set sail from the seaboard Armed with nowt but his keyboard All grammar, punctuation and spelling were dead.
you lier ubber hoop you were at my gay club and you had the back of your jeans cut away what was all that about ,ill make you walk the plank you landlubber