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  1. Kittenish

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    I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

    It took him two hours to pass me the salt....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 11, 2020
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    So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people’s pants, it was Wedgie Kray.
     
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    You on the drink woops ? You on the right thread x
     
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    Yep, I have had a couple...hic!

    Just completed my hospital treatment, so celebrating. Not been allowed to drink alcohol for a month :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 11, 2020
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    That’s good news woops. You defo deserve a few drinks xx
     
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    Kittenish, Jul 12, 2020
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    Glad to hear your better, mate.
    Slide on over to the Sunday thread and enjoy a bender.
    The whole congregation is sloshed on the church wine, plus Reverend Didleys' Pulpit Gin.
     
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    I'm on my way. Out of interest, do you have any Rhubarb and Ginger Gin Liquor ?
     
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    No mate.
    Once, l tried an infused gin and didn’t like it but have just purchased a Japanese Gin, 6 botanicals included in the making of it.
    Supposed to be good shiit.
    I will of course, preach about it one Sunday when everybody turns up!

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    What ?!! I shall have to take my business to another place of worship that does stock such goods....
     
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    Please accept my deepest apologies.
    The church request all parishioners to BYO.
     
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    Seems like nothing is happening.
     
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    heres whats left of my gin collection
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    my favourite was the drumshambo gunpowder irish gin
     
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    l can’t see an image......in fact, l see nothing!
     
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    you are being overcharged diddles
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    Squat!
     
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    ZILCH !!
     
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