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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Gordon .................. You win, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. UTRs

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    A new chain of nothing megastores are not popping up all over the UK, not like this one...

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  3. Wooperts_duck

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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    UTR's cannot post on this thread anymore, ok!

    He now has a girly friend so he has something.
    We have nothing ............ nothing l tell you!

    UTR's can redeem himself by telling us all the juicy details and posting an image of her knickers, though.
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Didley - UTR's has sent me this photo of her in her klickers (she is very shy, and didn't wish her face to be shown)

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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Looks like she needs porking!
    You know, a bit of meat ............ not trying to be rude or anything, who me? ........just a few extra pounds, know wot l mean?
    Lovely girl she is, bless her .............. they make a beautiful couple which is pretty good seeing UTR's has a head like a mongrel dog!
    Well, that's wot Woops tells me matey, buddy, pal .......... I think your a bit of alright but then again, I've never seen you so it's all positive, ok?
    Besides, who am l to say, thats right, I can't say a bleeding thing l can.
    Know wot l mean?
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    WOT !!! Don't blame me matey, UTR's merely forwarded the picture. I've no idea what she looks like. She wears nice klickers though :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Ok, must of been Sans or Kiwi who l was talking too!
    Still reckon she needs some filling .............. you know, a few extra pounds.
    Don't like to see undernourished people.
     
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  9. San Diego

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    Don't bring me into it guv
     
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  10. Didley Squat

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    I'm blaming anyone and everyone!
    UTR's knows l'm totally innocent!!!!!
    Besides, l have nothing.
    I am nobody.
    I offer squat!
    Buddy, matey, pal!
     
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I bring nothing to the table.
     
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    :emoticon-0148-yes:<laugh>
     
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  13. Didley Squat

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    Most impressive UTR's !!!!!
    You have a lot to be impressed about.
    I'm really happy for you all three of you, sorry, you both.
     
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If l had something to sell, it wouldn't be on here.
     
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  15. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I don't buy that, like :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  16. San Diego

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    It's easy to buy nothing here
     
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    It's fecking not, like :emoticon-0145-shake

    We've probably all tried, and what have we ended up with ?

    Despite an awful lot of effort . . . . absolutely bliddy nothing <grr>
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    Precisely, 49 pages of squat!
     
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I Volunteer .......................to do NOTHING!!!!!!!!
     
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  20. San Diego

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    I know, great isn't it <ok>

    I have so much nothing now I may need to start selling some again.
     
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