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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I remember selling it.
    Here it is in my car yard.

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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    There seems to be a few things advertised on here for sale, but nee fecker's mentioned any prices !

    How on earth can we make an informed choice without all of the details :huh: . . . . blirry iriots     <doh>
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wry you no wristen!
    We have a smart one here, cookie boy.
    Yours sincerely,
    Professor Chow Mein
     

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  4. San Diego

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    Ain't nothing camouflaged about that.
    I can see the tyres.
     
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    My newest seasonal lot has arrived

    ben.jpg

    What you see here is the new collection of nude ornaments that is all the rage this Christmas.
    There's nothing better than dressing up a tree to look exactly the way it did before you started. It's a brilliant way to waste time with the family and as you can see, the result is quite amazing.

    So order now, you don't want to be the family on your street that has mundane tinsel and lights and all that jazz. Get your nude ornaments NOW!















    Prices are based on how you look and whether I like you or not
     
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    How much are they, then :huh:

    Tree quid each, I expect :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Wow - sexy ornaments :emoticon-0165-muscl. Have you got any semi-nude ones ?
     
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    Lovely bit of tread on them though - what are you complaining about ? You pay for the tyres, you get the rest of the car free.
     
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    Sorry, l'm old fashion, l prefer fully clothed.
     
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    Didn't you read the small print?
    I put it there specially for you 'cos I knew you'd ask <ok>
     
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    Does anyone want to buy these?
    Unopened.
    Bought in error.
    I live at number 45.
    £10.00 o.n.o.
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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    No I didn't . . . . 'cos it wasn't blinking well there, you conman <grr>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Why don't you just move to number 54 . . . . simples :emoticon-0100-smile

    Some people just don't think <doh>
     
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    Gordon, you are a flippin' genius. No wonder they have made you a mod at Sunderland. Congratulations :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    This is my lounge - I hadn't realised how much money I had made this year selling absolutely nothing to you suckers !!
     
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    I am, and thank you, but I haven't been modded yet . . . . there's a technical problem with our forum, parrentlies. Maybe it's fate, and I'm not destined to be a reincarnated Fidel Castro, or maybe they've realised what I'd be like :cheesy:
     
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    Is it for sale . . . . your lounge, your furniture, or your money ?
     
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    I concur.
     
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    Both you and Wooperts are great for this forum.
    love your work...................
    Aussie.
     
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