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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    been away for a couple of days and nothing has changed
     
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  2. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    What did it change into?

    Can I have some of the new stuff then please?
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Take nothing that he says seriously, Sandi . . . . nothing hasn't changed :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  4. Wherever

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    The date
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    ......but I've got none left to sell to any of you lot.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 18, 2016
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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  7. Didley Squat

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    Great News people ............... I've just bought a car yard and have it filled to the brim with new stock.
    Come down today and drive away with a great bargain!
    Nothing beats our prices.
    aussies caryard.jpg
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wanted !
    Salesperson who has nothing to offer.
    Must be willing to learn.
    No commissions paid weekly.
    Knowledge of selling 'fcuk all' or alike an advantage.
    Apply within.
    Aussies Car Sales
    1800NOTHING
     
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  9. Wherever

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    Hi Aussie see my CV attached
     
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  10. San Diego

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    I was going to apply but after seeing your CV I may as well not bother.
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    He certainly has tremendous experience in not selling cars, but how did he get that A Level in Mud Wrestling ?
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    Don't be put off by his lack of knowledge, you could be twice as unknowledgeable!!!!!!!
    As you can see, we have lots of stock to move, not.
    The commissions will leave you breathless ............... and penniless!
     
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  13. San Diego

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    Well that's great because I love adding zeroes to my bank account
     
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  14. UTRs

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    Look, you can't buy any of these that are not currently on offer...

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  15. San Diego

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    Send some my way then, please.
    I'll sell that lot on quick as you can say sold.
     
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    Shame you haven't got any for sell Greg - my wife needs some new drawers..
     
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

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    Would they be the right size, Ducky . . . . they'd need to be bigger for Mrs. A. ?

    I've got nothing worth putting in her drawers, mind :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    I struggle to fill a thimble!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  19. UTRs

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    I refuse to sell my funny dog...

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  20. Didley Squat

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    Should be on the 'Bollocks' thread!
     
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