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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sans, whatever 'wherever' offered you, I'll double it!
    Been chasing some of that for some time now.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2016
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  2. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Gossumpt
     
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    It's been a good morning so far.
    Got more nothing delivered today so there is enough for everybody!
     
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    San Diego, Jul 30, 2016
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Is it postage free ? If so, I'm not interested.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 30, 2016
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Just got saddled with squat.
    Unwanted prize,
    Free to good home.
    First to see will take.
    No buyers please.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2016
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Wife has told me I need nothing
    Everyone seems to have tonnes of it
    Why do I always miss out
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 30, 2016
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  7. UTRs

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    Today I won't be selling my imaginary Bugatti Veyron 16.4 for £20 only as it sadly will never be a part of my life! Cash offers accepted!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I have developed an app that you can't download designed to deliver your shipment of nothing across the worldwide web....for free.
    Hope that answers your question
     
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    San Diego, Jul 31, 2016
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  9. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I have a fantastic real life deal to offer you all today

    This picture depicting nothing is free to all who read this advert.
    To find out how just buy my DVD containing the secrets of this little known trick and you too could start making money out of nothing!
    Yours for only $449

    beh.jpg

    Disclaimer : This is a pyramid scheme designed to make me rich. If you don't understand what a pyramid scheme is then you definitely need to buy the DVD to learn for yourselves
     
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    San Diego, Jul 31, 2016
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  10. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Are you interested in a trade?
    I have a cracking photo of nothing I would be willing to offer you for your refusal to sell the Bugatti you'll never own.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 31, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    As someone who has a keen eye for blue chip business opportunities, l'm very impressed with this special.

    So your DVDs depict naked ladies by any chance?
     
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    Don't fancy blue chips so offer nothing for them, alright two nothing's but no more
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    such a shame wherever
    3 nothings would have stolen em from my clutches
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 31, 2016
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    I'm interested, but only if there is some battered fish to go with them. A battered sausage would also do.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 31, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    had a look for you at the battered womans place but there was nothing there
    so if you want some
     
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    Thanks for looking kiwi - if there are any fallen women there, could you save me one for next weekend please.

    I'm looking for a short term rental, not a purchase.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 31, 2016
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    I once found a woman's wet place,
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You mean, try before you buy?
     
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    You'll have to buy one to find out!
     
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    San Diego, Aug 1, 2016
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Nothing arrived today so if you want some, let me know.
     
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    San Diego, Aug 1, 2016
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