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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    OK then, must have something useful we could borrow then?
     
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    UTRs, Jul 26, 2016
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Do you have it in blue UTR's?
    If so, I am not at all interested in buying it
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 26, 2016
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  3. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    I have this if anyone wants to borrow...

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    UTRs, Jul 26, 2016
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  4. UTRs

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    Yes, I dont have one in blue for sale!
     
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    Is that a ducking horse?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 26, 2016
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    "Crap and slow, eh?" ....................wasn't a bike constructed or refurbished by TF or the QPR management was it?
    Did it have a Caulker muffler or a Sandro motor on it?

    If it was, we don't want them on here.
    Were only interested in stuff that cost squat ................... not shiit you have to pay people to take away!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 27, 2016
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    I'll have it, send me the bill
     
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    Wherever, Jul 27, 2016
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Years ago, a friend was taking his family to Disneyland, so l ask him if he could bring me back a cross between a Micky Mouse & Donald Duck T shirt.
    It was call a 'Micky Duck'.
    Well ............................ I'm still waiting for it.
    Can't trust anyone, eh!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 27, 2016
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  9. San Diego

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    I have many things for sale, I don't own them yet though so acquiring them may be a bit difficult.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 27, 2016
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    sail needed
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    A sail is no good without wind.
    Sorry, l can only offer a half can of 'Fart In A Jar'
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 28, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I always remember Benny Hill saying how he and others around him had 'sweet FA'
    Now that l'm older, l too wish l had sweet FA.
    If anybody knows someone who might be selling, please pass it onto me, thanks.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 28, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Didn't Pam Ayers wish she had a tooth
    I think the bitch has been helping herself to mine
     
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    That kind of stuff doesn't grow on trees you know, Aussie. I have some, but cannot afford to part with it.......... However, if you can send me a blank cheque, I will speak to someone at the FA to see if they have any sweets left that they can send you.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 28, 2016
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    I'm having trouble getting the items I have for sale.
    Please watch this space for no new offers in the future.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 29, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    buy none get one free
    best I can do at the moment
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 29, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That's very kind of you Wooperts but l was after the other kind of FA ...................... like, sweet fcuk all!
    Anyway, its' Friday afternoon and the drinks will be flowing after.
    There definitely won't be FA on the bar tonight!
    Remember ................... drink slowly, only drink one at a time and enjoy the night.
    Stay beautiful, people!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 29, 2016
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    Special offer, 25p each or four for a pound...
     
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    I managed to get my hands on nothing today so if you want it, let me know.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 30, 2016
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    Cheers SanDi I'll have some
     
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    Wherever, Jul 30, 2016
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