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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dam .... I was going to make an improved offer of, not just squat but diddly squat!
     
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  2. Wherever

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    I wasn't even faster
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    Nothing going on here at the moment :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Better load up on sweet fcuk all to get thru the week.
     
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  6. San Diego

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    I just had an empty truck arrive.
    Anybody interested in it's contents?
     
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    Only if it's really cheap, SD
     
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  8. San Diego

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    Not this time mate.
    This is top quality nothing and commands a premium price <ok>
     
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  9. Wherever

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    you drive a hard bargain so i'll double my offer 00
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Although a purchase price of now't sounds reasonable, if it's not too late can I just borrow it instead of actually buying it :huh:
     
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  12. Wooperts_duck

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    Cheapskate !!

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained I suppose.
     
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    **** off cheapskate bastard, it's mine.

    Just starting the friendly, clever, banter ahead of Wednesday match
     
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  14. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    There's now't like 'friendly banter' and that was . . . . :cheesy: and I'm not a cheapskate bastard 'cos when I offered to borrow the valueless cargo I would have insisted on an option to buy when I'd finished/had enough of it/warn it out. So my offer was better than yours, wasn't it, you cockney twat <nahnah>
     
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    Now that is friendly banter <whistle>

    Cockney twat ? <yikes>
     
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  16. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Only until thursday, you know <cheers>
     
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  17. Wooperts_duck

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    <laugh>
     
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    Let me tell you about cockneys you Geordie twat, they come from within the sound of bow bells, so West Ham and Leyton orient only, I'm liking this dirty talk, only til Thursday though mate
     
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    Don't call me mate, you southern softy type <nahnah>



    until thursday, of course :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    That would require another thread, this one being the online nothing to sell marketplace.
    Besides, loaning out nothing wouldn't help fill my bank account with zeroes so I'll kindly decline your offer <ok>
     
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