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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    For Sale at giveaway prices!

    1 x Slightly Soiled Doll.
    ( used for experimental purposes, need a few patches & air )
    Answers to the name of Buttasia.

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    Didley Squat, Jun 14, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    free patch kit supplied for the neck bites
    scented oils supplied to ward off prawn smells
    hoover attachment supplied for those special nights
    warning keep away from candles
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 14, 2024
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    I've never seen her before Officer! <whistle>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 15, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and I thought you booked the honeymoon suite, as you felt sorry for this homeless waif
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 16, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Liar, Liar…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 16, 2024
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    All I did was ask the reverend to save me a fallen woman for the weekend <wah>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 18, 2024
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    News Update!,

    sorry, nothing ………
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 19, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    And he is hogging the communal camper anarl
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 19, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 20, 2024
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    For Sale. - Roger Island.
    Comprising of …….
    I x house
    2 x Dungeons.
    1 x Knackery yard.
    Plus assessories ….. assorted inflatable objects etc…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 20, 2024
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    Is everything going cheap?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 20, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    all except Didleys nuns, he is charging exorbitant prices may have to take my trade elsewhere
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 21, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i may just snitch to the Archdeacon as he loves a dabble with the novices
     
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    The Archdeacons just arrived <yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 21, 2024
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    Here yee, here yee, here yee…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 22, 2024
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    Dats im begorra da very fellow we know why he calls us my children because we are. diddled more nuns than chapped lips welly rash or thrush
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 9, 2024
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    Bit like Rolf Harris then
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 9, 2024
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    Tie me kangaroo down, sport…
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 9, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    there is a bit of Rolf in all Aussies so i heard...........................sneaks off to the bomb shelter awaiting the all clear
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 10, 2024
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